My mom was serious about buying me a car.. we’re going car shopping tomorrow. I’M SCARED AS SHIT!!!
I’ve reached 1,000 posts and only 70 followers… I’m slightly proud of myself
awidesetvagina: when you think about it, the song ‘let the bodies hit the floor” is really just a darker version of ‘it’s raining men’
I like watching the swimming Olympic trials cause they all look like bald mermaids…
the-final-horcrux: narcissistmanifesto: somewhere in the world siblings are having incestuous sex at this exact moment #probably in tennessee
OH MY GAWD BRAVE WAS SO GOOD… A lot of bears though.